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James Weir recaps | “doggy act”: the statement “touching the butt” makes MAFS vibrate


The Married At First Sight villain finds himself in a situation tighter than his chinos Monday night while another groom lets New Haircut Confidence get the best of him.

Salacious allegations come to light during an all-cast excursion to Byron Bay, where the MAFS The monsters disrupt the sleepy town’s flow of positive energy and leave the residents dreaming of the good old days, when their biggest problem was Chris Hemsworth buying up all the properties.

There aren’t enough amethyst crystals in the Shire to purify the filthy aura that hangs over this sight.

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We find the gang in the backyard of a rented mansion in the outback. The heritage estate is beautiful, with its ornate features and landscaped gardens. Homeowners would do well to have good insurance when the MAFS the monsters trash the joint.

“I have information on Jack,” Sara said.

She’s hanging on the patio with Lauren and Timothy. Apparently they’re the new cool girl clique. It’s a strange sight, like one of those “unlikely animal friends” YouTube videos where a crocodile and two mice shoot the breeze together.

Anyway, Sara starts telling stories about Jack.

“I didn’t want to talk about it…” she said.

Its tone is the same one you use when you’re about to criticize someone and you pause to preface it with the phrase: “I don’t mean to be a bitch, BUT…”

She tells the gang how she ran into Jack one day on her way to the Trash Tower spa.

“And as I was walking away, he kind of patted me on the butt,” she said.

But that’s not all. After the dinner drama where Jack was declaring that all women should be muzzled, he was trying to make things right with Sara. That’s when he leaned in…

“And when he apologized to me, he kissed me on the neck,” she said.

Timothy, who has somehow become the Regina George of the trio, let’s tear ourselves up.

“It’s 100% a dog act,” he snaps. “You have to get close enough to someone to kiss them on the neck or grab them on the ass.”

They come up with a plan to tell Tori.

“Tomorrow we have to put Tori aside, tell her what we know,” Lauren fumes. “Try to shake her and say, ‘You have to see what We see because we want you to make the decision to leave before he leaves you and breaks your heart! »

She looks…worried.

But before they can report Jack, another scandal erupts. It’s about the new gay couple Michael and Stephen. And…their sexy hairdresser.

“So basically we went to the hairdresser. Stephen was getting his hair done,” Michael tells the group.

They all drink cheap prosecco and sit around the campfire. Michael fights back tears as he remembers the hair care nightmare.

“There was flirting… with the hairdresser», he reveals her husband’s betrayal.

We don’t approve of Stephen’s behavior but we can understand why he did it. At the salon, it’s impossible not to feel overwhelmed by New Haircut Confidence. Nothing boosts the ego like a wash, cut and blow-dry. You walk out of that salon thinking you can take over the world… Or cheat on your husband with the sexy hairdresser.

Michael says they were in the back of the Uber on the way home when he realized Stephen was sending flirty DMs to the sexy stylist.

“I felt like it was a huge emotional cheat,” he chokes back tears. “You had a sexual awakening with another person and suddenly you didn’t want anything to do with me after that!”

The boys have been together for three weeks. Michael loves Stephen. But Stephen doesn’t like Michael.

“I’m physically pushing you away,” Michael sulks to his husband.

The rest of the group is uncomfortable. Sara tries to make Michael feel better and tells him to relax.

“No, I’m not going to relax!” Michael spits. “I’m bored right now!” You worry about your own relationship!

Sara is stunned. Suddenly she realizes what it’s like for everyone when She shout at them.

“Stop picking on people!” » she tells Michael, but he’s already on a roll.

“You don’t make any sense to me because you’re superficial!” he insults her. “You shut up right now, you’re annoying me.”

On the sidelines, Tori begins to criticize Tim for not defending his wife Sara during Michael’s attack. We don’t even have the energy to point out the irony.

“It doesn’t matter. I really don’t care,” Michael breathes.

Same, Michael. Even.

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